WELCOME MY FRIENDS, TO WHERE THE TRUTH ABOUT LAWN GNOMES
IS REVEALED!
Disclaimer:
This website is not by any means a cult, a profitable organization, a charity, or a hoax. It is a public service announcement brought to you by an anonymous person who knows too much.






The time is at hand for you, the general public to learn the secret of the lawn gnomes and their plot to ultimately
RULE THE WORLD!
Click on any of the following links to find out more about the demons that may be hiding out on your lawn.
The Message Board has been updated and remodled! Check it out!

History of the Lawn Gnome History of the Flamingo The Lawn Sheep's Story What about the Leprechauns?
Gnomes in Peril Gallery Flamingoes Gallery The Mingofla Times The Gnomes In Peril Message Board
*New and Remodeled!*
How to Prepare for the gnome war About the Author What you can do to Help Who's side are you on?