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A Police Sketch of "Mandy P"

My alias is Mandy P. Is this really my name? Wouldn't you like to know. Sources may tell you that i am an 11 year old girl living in America. Is this true? Wouldn't you like to know. The Flamingoes have chosen me, "Mandy P", as their human representative and scribe (since they can't write.) Does that police sketch above really look like me, you ask? I guess... kinda sorta... *tilts head to the left* it's a little off... Wouldn't you like to know.
if you know anything about the flamingoes that i have neglected to mention, go tell mandythegreat@hotmail.com . Is this my own email address? wouldn't you like to know.

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