The Leprechauns are an interesting sort, I'll give you that. Billions of years ago, on Gnomia, they we allies to the gnomes, like elves and dwarves (who are allies to them this very day). The greatest leprechaun there's ever been was Sir Lucky the Leprechaun. (and yes, 'the' is his middle name!) When gnomes were picked for their mission to conquer Earth, Lucky was chosen to go with them, because the team needed to be diverse.
Sir Lucky never really wanted to go, even though he was very loyal to the gnomes. He did not want to suffer throught the punishment of refusing an RGF order (the punishment was to be held in a tub of kiddie-toothpaste up to your forehead for two days, have steel wool shoved down your thoat, sent to a Britney Spears concert, wearing a chicken suit for three weeks, serving as a human crash-test-dummy, serve as a police officer during a soccer riot, held in a tub of mint-toothpaste for TEN days, having your hair washed in ballpoint ben ink, being burned at the stake AND THEN beheadment), so he went.
It was with them he worked, in shame, for years and years untill the flamingoes came. Then he joined the flamingo's side, and convinced all of the leprechauns to do the same. And they did.
The leprechauns are awful at fighting, so they support the flamingoes with gold to buy weapons. Their base is in Ireland, and the Flamingoes are in Florida, of course.
The gnomes consider him a terrible traitor, but he is not. In fact, he was knighted by Shirley Flog, and was put on the cover of the famous "Lucky Charms." Anyone who tries to steal lucky charms is a lawn gnome. Anyone who tries to steal Lucky Charms should be held in a tub of kiddie-toothpaste up to their forehead for two days, have steel wool shoved down their thoat, be sent to a Britney Spears concert, have to wear a chicken suit for three weeks, serve as a human crash-test-dummy, serve as a police officer during a soccer riot, held in a tub of mint-toothpaste for TEN days, have their hair washed in ballpoint ben ink, be burned at the stake AND THEN be beheaded. Because Sir Lucky is a great leprechaun indeed.


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