WELCOME MY FRIENDS, TO WHERE THE TRUTH ABOUT LAWN GNOMES
IS REVEALED!
Disclaimer:
This website is not by any means a cult, a profitable organization, a charity, or a hokes. It is a public service announcement brought to you by an anonymous person who knows too much.






The time is at hand for you, the general public to learn the secret of the lawn gnomes and their plot to ultimately
RULE THE WORLD!
Click on any of the following links to find out more about the demons that may be hiding out on your lawn.


NEW ADDITIONS!
The story of the sheep, and where the leprechauns fit into the scheme of things! The media raves about the story of the leprechauns! Some hobo on the streets says: "I laughed untill i stopped."
AND YOU WILL TOO!
And *gasp* can it be true? After all this time...
THE GNOMES IN PERIL GALLERY IS IN WORKING ORDER!!!
That's right, folks, the main attraction of the entire website is finally up and working! A must-see for fans of flamingoes... or even if you aren't, you will love it!
A Splendid Time Is Guarenteed For All!

History of the Lawn Gnome History of the Flamingo The Lawn Sheep's Story What about the Leprechauns?
Gnomes in Peril Gallery Flamingoes Gallery The Mingofla Times The Gnomes In Peril Message Board
How to Prepare for the gnome war Extra stuff you must know What you can do to Help Who's side are you on?